I know I’m getting old when I injure myself sleeping.
I went to bed healthy and woke up with an aching shoulder. How? I didn’t fall out of bed. I didn’t hit it on anything. Did someone sneak into my room at night and punch me in the shoulder?
No. I hurt it because I “slept on it wrong.” That’s one of a growing list of health issues I face as an old man. I can now injure myself while sleeping.
